He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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