that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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