is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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