We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
porn star boner night. come get it.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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