Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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