is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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