Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I believe in your delicious
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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