Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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