That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
