I CAN MOONWALK!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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