the day after is always just damage control
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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