I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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