Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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