Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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