I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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