8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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