so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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