i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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