Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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