You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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