You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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