ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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