oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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