I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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