Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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