So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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