what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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