I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
