A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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