Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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