FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I AM VODKA MAN
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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