But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he thought i was a dude.
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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