yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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