Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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