hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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