Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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