Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
