1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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