I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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