Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
