Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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