Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
vagina is talking i cant
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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