if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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