Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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