Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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