Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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