and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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