I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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