SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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