Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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