Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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