I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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