im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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